A patient goes to see a neurologist complaining of terrible headaches and vertigo. Nothing that his doctor has been doing to treat his symptoms seems to be working, so the neurologist orders an MRI of the patient's brain.
After studying the images, he concludes that his patient has an inoperable brain tumor. Reflecting on the hardest part of his job, he goes back to give his patient the bad news.
"Did you find anything, doc?"
"You have a malignant and inoperable brain tumor. I'm sorry, but based on these images, it looks like you only have about 6 months to live."
"That's horrible… I just… Hey, can I get a second opinion?"
The neurologist pauses momentarily, smirks, and replies:
"Sure… You're ugly, too!"